How to Deal with the Dickheads in Your Life

Expert advice from "The Asshole Guy".


Drugs, Tantrums and Sex Workers: PRs on the Most Outrageous Stuff They've Had to Deal with

Schmoozing for a living can be a tricky business.


Kebab Shop Workers Talk About the Worst Dickheads They've Ever Met

"He said, 'I'm going to ruin you' and threw his food over the counter."


Why Cocaine Turns People Into Dickheads, a Simple Explanation

We asked a scientist about the physical process that turns nice, normal people into bellends after they've done a bit of gear.


I Acted Like a Dickhead for a Week and It Did Me a World Of Good

It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do, but I did end up with a fridge full of beer.


Forget Master Chief and Marcus Fenix: Here Are Five Real Heroes of Video Gaming

We already know that a whole bunch of games characters are colossal dickheads. But these ones, not so much.


The VICE Gaming Guide to Video Gaming’s Biggest Dickheads

Dickheads are everywhere. And that means there are plenty of them in games. Let's slag a few off.


The Dickhead, Then and Now: It's Been Five Years Since ‘Being a Dickhead’s Cool’

But are dickheads the same today as they were half a decade ago?


An Idiot Homophobe Made the Mistake of Attacking a Gay Couple Who Trained at a Military Academy

Larry and Daniel Lennox-Choate say they left the assailant "covered in his own blood".


I Fixed My Cat with a Chakra Realignment

Alternative pet therapy is a growing solution for jerk pets in Australia. Since my cat is one of those jerks, I thought we'd try it out.


How to Take Control of the Stereo at a House Party Without Being a Dickhead

Everyone who wants to party needs to read this guide.


Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing without Breasts

It's really, really depressing.