This week, UK border guards found £20 million of coke hidden in a shipment of frozen ham.
It's just such a tall wig!
They spotted him waddling around Lisbon's airport in the coke booty shorts.
How the country's gangsters managed to muscle in on the UK's lucrative cocaine market.
A 28-year-old man reacted pretty dramatically once a jury found him guilty of possessing Class As with intent to supply.
They were having the time of their lives before the $30-million coke bust.
A drug trafficking gang based in Liverpool learned that the hard way, when they were sentenced to a collective 73 years in prison on Friday.
Customs officers at Hong Kong airport became suspicious after the exotic fruit were left uncollected for a number of days.
This weekend two guys were arrested after trying to smuggle 35 bricks of cocaine in a horse head sculpture, thousands marched in solidarity with the EU and more.
The 38-year-old, labelled a drug dealer by the state prosecution, wanted to pick up his bag full of 35,000 pills from Ibiza airport but ended up with a six-year jail sentence and £436,000 fine.