In theory I should have hated everything about the world’s largest beer festival, but somehow I thrived.
"[C]anny believe i got a taxi to ma old house where ma mum and dad use to stay and slept on the couch last night."
A man backhanded the disgraced Hollywood mogul in Arizona while his friend filmed the run-in.
A seemingly endless stream of drunk people's urine is eroding the stone foundation of the world's tallest church in the German city of Ulm, and no one quite knows how to stop it.
If You Don't Want to Piss Off the Bartender, Don't Order a Long Island Ice Tea
Puke in the shower, passed-out guests and shit on the walls, to name just a few.
Are you a Mary Poppins, or a Mr. Hyde? Depends on if you're more like to make out or black out after a few margaritas.
"I've seen everything from gangland turf wars to drunken fools thinking they can take on seven-foot-tall bouncers."
Drug paraphernalia, shit where it doesn't belong, bloody knickers and one dead hamster.
The screaming wakes you up by 8:30AM, you have your first drink by 9:30AM and you're hammered by noon.
Also this week: Some women attacked a man because he asked them to be quiet during a screening of 50 Shades of Grey.
Come and meet its angels.