Drunk People
I Thought Oktoberfest Would Suck, But Then I Remembered I’m a Trash Person
In theory I should have hated everything about the world’s largest beer festival, but somehow I thrived.
Wasted Scottish Guy Crashes at Parents' House, Forgets They Moved 2 Years Ago
"[C]anny believe i got a taxi to ma old house where ma mum and dad use to stay and slept on the couch last night."
This Poor Man Just Wants Drunk People to Stop Humping His 'Sexy' Hedge
Her name is Gloria, and she is a masterpiece.
Harvey Weinstein Is Getting Slapped in Restaurants Now
A man backhanded the disgraced Hollywood mogul in Arizona while his friend filmed the run-in.
There Are Four Types of Drunks in This World and You're One of Them
Are you a Mary Poppins, or a Mr. Hyde? Depends on if you're more like to make out or black out after a few margaritas.
Puke and Pee Is Gradually Destroying the World's Tallest Church
A seemingly endless stream of drunk people's urine is eroding the stone foundation of the world's tallest church in the German city of Ulm, and no one quite knows how to stop it.
The Hilarity and Ethics of Photographing Drunk People
We asked the guy curating an Instagram of Japan's passed-out drinkers why being drunk is funny.
Confessions of a Bartender
If You Don't Want to Piss Off the Bartender, Don't Order a Long Island Ice Tea
Scientists Claim ‘Beer Goggles’ Aren't Actually a Thing
Science has delivered unto us a most harsh truth. Beer goggles—the notion that people of the opposite sex seem more attractive the more one drinks—might not actually exist. Seriously
"I'll Wear The Loser Crown": A Conversation with Chris Kasick, "Uncle Nick" Director and Sad Cleveland Sports Fan
"Uncle Nick" is an anti-Christmas movie built around a scuzzy hornball uncle and the generation-spanning crappiness of Cleveland sports. It's a comedy, all right.
A Party Clean-Up Company Told Us the Worst Things They've Seen
Puke in the shower, passed-out guests, and shit on the walls, just to name a few.
Drunk Men in Vancouver Are Killing People By Sucker Punching Them
Police say at least ten people have been attacked this year.