Why So Many Celebrities Still Open Restaurants
As Ed Sheeran launches a restaurant in Notting Hill and Pep Guardiola gives his backing to a Catalan-inspired eatery, what compels famous people to enter the notoriously precarious restaurant world?
Noisey Power Rankings: October 22 - 26
Two different guys named Liam had good weeks but we are sad to report that Mygynyn Kyllyy dropped way down.
Does Ed Sheeran Cuddle With Dogs Before Every Show? An Investigation
A Dutch rapper claims Sheeran asked to borrow his dog Pablo prior to his performance in Amsterdam.
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Ed Sheeran Is Reportedly Locked in a Legal Battle with Some Newts
He allegedly wants to build a wedding chapel in his back garden, but some great crested newts have other ideas.
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Hey, Here's a Cool Thing: You Make Less Money Than Ed Sheeran!
A loan company has created a tool to kindly remind you that he makes your annual salary in eight hours.
So You Have Decided to Hate Ed Sheeran: A Guide for Americans
His inoffensiveness is what makes him offensive. Or: is it the fact he actually seems really, really sound?
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance
Future Pretends to Be Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran's Friend in Her New Video
The clip is for "End Game," which is from 'Reputation,' 2017's biggest selling album.
Things We Can Leave Behind in 2017
Sayonara! Thanks a lot for sucking!
Noisey UK Staff
Important Questions Raised By...
Who Was the Most Annoying Music Person of 2017? We Asked the Public
Take a long hard guess at what name came up the most.
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A Liveblog of Me Listening to Ed Sheeran's Disgusting Andrea Bocelli Collaboration
Here's "Perfect Symphony," the third version of "Perfect," which all of us definitely asked for.
An Oral History
An Oral History of SBTV, the YouTube Channel That Blew the Doors Open for UK Rap
Jamal Edwards, Devlin, Ghetts and more discuss ten years of a platform that shifted the culture (and shone a light on Ed Sheeran in the process).
END OF YEAR SHIT
We Answered the UK’s Most Googled Questions of 2017
You lot ask some stupid shit.