Because how else are you supposed to find out what your problem is?
A handy guide for not actually getting over your ex, but to make it appear like you have, which is obviously more important.
I was recently ghosted by yet another guy. It got me to thinking that maybe I'm the problem?
In six words.
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
"Did I really just run into my ex in a city neither of us live in the first time I did acid?"
Sometimes the dumb thing you never should have done actually works out.
"Sometimes you didn't have the most pleasant breath."
It's been ten years since 'Made of Bricks' but it's been a minute since you ugly cried down your ex's voicemail.
Love Buffalo wings? Hate that soulless garbage-human who ravaged all of the feelings from you and then left you emotionally crippled and single? Win-win!
It's a rocky road back to happiness, but get over yourself – it's a road that's been traversed before.