Rebecca Rosen makes a living off protecting vineyards from berry-eating pests with the help of trained birds of prey.
Christopher Puzin has five hawks patrolling the town's waterfront hotels, making sure pigeons and seagulls keep the fuck away.
Don't buy underwing lighting, travel sleeves, or talon gear anywhere else.
Misplaced a falcon? Who you gonna call? Barbara Royle!
Also this week: A guy allegedly pulled a gun on his daughter because he thought she was cheating at a board game.
It seems to be working for everyone else.