"As we went past the flight attendants on the way out, one said 'Be more subtle next time.'"
So much for Trump's 'Access Hollywood' tape being a harmless bit of "locker room banter".
Honestly the headline says it all.
After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.
The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.
Airport security somehow mistook it for a bomb.
She even caught the guy on video.
Just when you thought flying couldn't get any more horrific.
One piece of evidence finds Captain Zaharie Ahmad Shah deviated slightly over Penang, his childhood home.
One passenger said the fumes made her "instantly dizzy" and left her feeling "faint and sick" even after she left the plane.
The airline has since apologised for the "concerning incident".
An airline employee allegedly told her to "shut the fuck up" when she started crying.