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La Liga

Fernando Torres Hospitalised After Suffering Serious Head Injury

"It's very ugly to see it, we were all scared but at least the news we have received so far is good," said Filipe Luis.
Liam Daniel Pierce

Science Has Figured Out How to Get Bees to Play Football, And It Is Fantastic

Researchers at Queen Mary University of London​ were curious to see if bees were capable of learning complex tasks, and the basic upshot is that we are months away from bees playing non-league football.
UK Sports Staff

Please Enjoy FIFA President Gianni Infantino Dancing Awkwardly to Zimbabwean Music

If we were being extremely charitable, we would say that Gianni Infantino's dad dancing was ironic.
Liam Daniel Pierce
Claudio Ranieri

Leicester City Fire Claudio Ranieri 297 Days After Winning Premier League Title

Less than a year after pulling off one of the most stunning achievements in football history, Claudio Ranieri has got the axe.
Sean Newell
league two

Leyton Orient Captain Liam Kelly Gets Well-Deserved Six-Match Ban For Shoving Ball Boy

The noble fraternity of ball boys has been cruelly maligned, but the scales of justice have been tipped against their aggressor.
Will Magee
samir nasri

Samir Nasri's Sexy Time Tweets Get Him in Hot Water with Doping Officials

Nasri went to a wellness clinic, his account started tweeting out tales of sexual favours, and then the Spanish anti-doping agency came along.
Patrick Sauer

Bolivian Government Officially Blames Pilot, Airline for Chapecoense Disaster

Although they haven't listed the exact cause of the crash, the Bolivian government is officially blaming the pilot, Miguel Quiroga, and the charter airline in a new report.
Brian Blickenstaff
premier league

Leicester Captain Wes Morgan Signs Captain Morgan Contract That Gives Him Power to Buy Limitless Rounds

There are some fairly weird sub-clauses to the contract but, then again, the idea of getting a free rum and coke off Wes Morgan is pretty strange in the first place.
Liam Daniel Pierce
alan sugar says: you're fired!

Pards, Bilic, Bibbledy Bob: Previewing The Premier League Sack Race

In the final Premier League Preview of the week, we take an educated guess at which manager will be next for the chop.
Will Magee
premier league

The Other Guys: Previewing Manchester United vs. Tottenham

In the second of this week’s Premier League Previews, we look at which of the predicted top-four also-rans will come out best at Old Trafford this weekend.
Will Magee
the clash of not-so-different philosophies

Decline Of The Antithetical Derby: Previewing Arsenal vs. Stoke

Not too long ago, games between Arsenal and Stoke produced a truly poisonous atmosphere. Circumstances seem to have blunted their philosophical rivalry, however.
Will Magee
arsenal neuroses

New Horizons, Old Anxieties: Reviewing West Ham vs. Arsenal

In the final portion of our Premier League Review, we look to the future of Mesut Ozil and Alexis Sanchez as well as the return of a dormant neuroticism amongst Arsenal fans.
Will Magee