"He crapped himself while crawling up the stairs, then slid over in it, then picked it up and carried it back to his room."
Imagine a gap year without the "year" part – a getaway lasting a few days that you can find right here in the UK.
For young Iraqis, the process of just trying to get visas adds another dimension to the concept of "#wanderlust".
Your body is a thing of beauty that will not be improved by a picture or a dreamcatcher or your name misspelt in Cantonese.
Do yourself a favour and avoid anyone wearing a fedora.
Working nightshifts in a Barcelona hostel is a parallel universe of drugs, booze and horny British teenagers with second-degree sunburns.