Getting Laid
Your Career Might Be Influencing How Much Sex You're Having
The real reason why millennials are probably getting laid less.
The Lonely Dudes Using 'Magick' to Get Laid
It's like if Harry Potter was real and he was just straight-up horny.
We Asked People For Their Best One Night Stand Exit Strategies
You need an excuse and you need it fast, so we asked a few New Zealanders how to do it right.
An Emotional and Cultural History of the First Two 'American Pie' Soundtracks
For all its faults, the franchise assembled the optimum musical accompaniment to being young, dumb, and horny.
The Lucas Brothers Are the Next Big Thing in Identical Twin Stoner Comedy
The identical twin comedians stole the show this summer in "22 Jump Street," and now they're hoping to take over the small screen with their FXX animated series, "The Lucas Bros. Moving Co."
The Noisey Guide To Making A Sex Mix
Trying to assemble a compilation of sensual sex songs for bae? Here are some tips to ensure nobody ends up in tears or hospital.
Having Sex at Festivals Isn't Just Disgusting, It's Shit
You will find yourself wet in all the wrong ways, bumping against a body you can smell more than you can see.
THUMP’s Bro Guide to Getting Laid at Festivals
Because an event is only as good as the girls you take home.
Reasons Why It's Impossible to Get Laid on Tour
I've toured for a good portion of my life, and it may be surprising for all your horndogs to hear that—wait for it—I've actually never seen a single band member meet someone at a show and do the deed that night.