I went on a voyage to find out.
Season Two of Girl Eats Food kicks off with a mystical cacao quest.
Billie Porter and a panel of former VICE stars talk about all the things you never cared about.
Time to get ourselves acquainted with those doesn't-even-have-a-sell-by-date foods at the back of our cupboard.
Vote for us!
Let's make really scary ingredients, really tasty.
A big slab of vegan comfort food, that won't have your meat-eating friends gagging in horror.
A portable and pre-cooked carnival patty you'll be happy to dance with.
A snack more doped up than Dwain Chambers.
A dairy extravaganza that'll put your after-dinner cheeseboard to shame.
Dirty fried chicken doesn't have to be from Dixy's at 3AM on a Friday night.
Everyone left with cough syrup and gold in their guts.