Le Tournoi de France
Le Tournoi: The Forgettable Competition with an Immortal Highlight
It has been 20 years since Le Tournoi gave football one of the greatest goals of all time. Roberto Carlos' strike lit up the competition, but it was England who triumphed in this oft-forgotten international contest.
resigning in the shitter
True Nobility In The Bogs: Remembering The End Of Kevin Keegan’s England Reign
On this day, 16 years ago, England lost their last ever match at the old Wembley Stadium. What ensued was both hilarious and poignant, in the way that only Kevin Keegan could be.
we should decide by referendum
Which of These Utterly Underwhelming Candidates Will Be the Next England Boss?
After Roy Hodgson's inevitable resignation last night, England are looking for a new manager. Unfortunately there is a major dearth of candidates for the role.
UK Sports Staff
Top of the Pops
A Brief History of Footballers in Pop Music
What did the best players of the '80s and '90s do when they got bored? Forged brief and strange pop music careers, of course.