Graduation selfies could lead to degree fraud, experts say.
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More good news for Britain!
"I just can't stomach paying $1,400 to live in a room when I could live in a house for free."
Do yourself a favour and avoid anyone wearing a fedora.
Who wants £1000-an-hour to teach a rich Russian kid how to pass his A-levels?
Ernst & Young are the latest in a line of firms to devalue the importance of qualifications.
Everyone has a first shitty office job. You just need to survive it.
SPOILER: "Getting a good job" is rarely in the mix.
It's not all snuffling in the necks of golden Labrador puppies – a graduate vet faces low pay, nights on call spent un-twisting dogs' stomachs and helping cats come down off their owners' heroin.
Student loans are an education mortgage on a negative equity house (the job market is fucked and graduates are fucked).
It seems to be working for everyone else.