Noisey Guide To
Van Morrison’s Discography Is 40 Albums Deep, Here’s Where to Dig In
Diving into the music of one of the world's most iconic artists is a daunting task. Here's a handy guide.
The Guide to Getting into Aretha Franklin
The iconic singer's catalogue spans more than half a century. Here's where to start.
How to Be a Great Third in a Threesome
A complete guide to finding your inner unicorn.
Noisey Guide To
slowthai’s Guide to Northampton
Wanna know where to get a kebab in the East Midlands town? Here you go.
Unnecessarily Exhaustive Guides
We Reviewed All 43 Eurovision Songs
From Dutch outlaw country to Albanian hard rock to whatever Moldova are doing, here's an exhaustive guide to everything you'll hear from Lisbon this week.
Alex Robert Ross
This Handy Website Shows the Best Spots to Have Sex in Public
Mispicaderos.com offers over 12,000 user-reviewed places for couples to bone outside the comforts of their own home.
The Couples' Guide to Clubbing
How to enjoy nights out when you're in a relationship.
How to Survive Public Transport on a Big Night Out
The THUMP guide to the top deck of the night bus.
Dâm-Funk on Funk Pioneer Junie Morrison: "His Spirit Was So Unique and Interesting"
The West Coast artist pays tribute to the late Parliament-Funkadelic member with a career-spanning playlist.
How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers
Can you ask a sex worker to lower the going rate for a blowjob because you’re such a loyal customer? And exactly how handsy can you get when you have a half-naked stripper grinding on your lap?
Maxime de Vries
The THUMP Guide to Shitting in Nightclubs
Print this out and keep it in your back pocket at the weekend guys—you might want something to read on the loo!
From Arca to Ricardo Villalobos, Here's THUMP's 12 Most Anticipated Albums of 2017
A guide to the electronic releases we can't wait to hear this year.