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Noisey Guide To

Van Morrison’s Discography Is 40 Albums Deep, Here’s Where to Dig In

Diving into the music of one of the world's most iconic artists is a daunting task. Here's a handy guide.
Bonnie Stiernberg
12.20.18
Noisey

The Guide to Getting into Aretha Franklin

The iconic singer's catalogue spans more than half a century. Here's where to start.
Bonnie Stiernberg
8.20.18
Sex

How to Be a Great Third in a Threesome

A complete guide to finding your inner unicorn.
Allison Tierney
8.14.18
Noisey Guide To

slowthai’s Guide to Northampton

Wanna know where to get a kebab in the East Midlands town? Here you go.
Niloufar Haidari
5.15.18
Unnecessarily Exhaustive Guides

We Reviewed All 43 Eurovision Songs

From Dutch outlaw country to Albanian hard rock to whatever Moldova are doing, here's an exhaustive guide to everything you'll hear from Lisbon this week.
Alex Robert Ross
5.10.18
Sex

This Handy Website Shows the Best Spots to Have Sex in Public

Mispicaderos.com offers over 12,000 user-reviewed places for couples to bone outside the comforts of their own home.
Jordi Llorca
3.13.18
Features

The Couples' Guide to Clubbing

How to enjoy nights out when you're in a relationship.
Angus Harrison
6.14.17
Features

How to Survive Public Transport on a Big Night Out

The THUMP guide to the top deck of the night bus.
Angus Harrison
4.12.17
Features

Dâm-Funk on Funk Pioneer Junie Morrison: "His Spirit Was So Unique and Interesting"

The West Coast artist pays tribute to the late Parliament-Funkadelic member with a career-spanning playlist.
Max Mertens
2.23.17
Sex

How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers

Can you ask a sex worker to lower the going rate for a blowjob because you’re such a loyal customer? And exactly how handsy can you get when you have a half-naked stripper grinding on your lap?
Maxime de Vries
2.10.17
Features

The THUMP Guide to Shitting in Nightclubs

Print this out and keep it in your back pocket at the weekend guys—you might want something to read on the loo!
Josh Baines
1.30.17
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From Arca to Ricardo Villalobos, Here's THUMP's 12 Most Anticipated Albums of 2017

A guide to the electronic releases we can't wait to hear this year.
Max Mohenu
1.17.17
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