Alexander McBride Wilson went to the Egremont Crab Fair to take before-and-after photos of all the competitive gurners.
It's important to know.
The magnificent clumsiness of Manchester United's least cultured centre-back.
Peace, love, hugs and gurning in a dark, sweaty basement.
This week, E (for ego) to H (for head shop).
So long and thanks for all the raves, Sasha Shulgin.