Steal NOS and sell it in balloons at a rave, and you've made £700 of pure profit, so it's no wonder thefts are on the rise.
A new bill banning any and all "psychoactive substances" was the direct result of a moral panic started by the red tops.
Now that NoS has officially been banned, will this be the summer it starts to disappear from the streets?
The Liverpool winger is neither a menace nor a hero. He's just being a shit teenager.
New usage stats look likely to scare the Home Office into making NOS their next khat.
We're really sorry. We fucked up.