"No one ever gets me anything, and I’ve never bought a gift for anyone in my life."
"The host led me up some pitch black steps to the door, and said: 'We have one rule: no speaking'."
Sorry to be a miserable bitch about it, but this ancient celebration of the dead is not what it used to be. And that's all linked to growing older.
Thanks for ruining my lovely holiday weekend in Berlin, Brexit!
We spoke to someone on the P&O Britannia cruise that resulted in a blood-soaked fight, two arrests and shame on the country.
A video shared on a Spanish newspaper's website shows the men fighting as a group surround them and cheer, "Come on!"
"To be honest, I don’t know how to spend the time when we are suddenly given 10 days of holidays," said one worker.
Because you can only have so much eggnog.
Imagine a gap year without the "year" part – a getaway lasting a few days that you can find right here in the UK.
Buying drugs! Overseas! Is not a good idea!
It's either a picnic, a beer garden, a European city break or, for some reason, ending up pissed by a canal. These are your options this weekend.
"I had the worst thought of u taking them on holiday and being caught with them n felt sooo bad hahah"