Uh, I Interrupted Every Couple in IKEA to Ask What “Their Song” Is

Every relationship is a weird, insular world with its private codes. I wanted to peer inside all of them.


10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask an IKEA Employee

"I once witnessed a customer inhale five hot dogs in a row and puke them out again. He proceeded to slip and fall in his own vomit, before demanding we pay him damages."


Teens Are Running Away from Home and Spending the Night in Dressers at IKEA

At least they're not eating Tide Pods.


We Talked to People Going On Dates at IKEA

The flat pack fortress is Indonesia's hottest date night spot.


How to Build a Fallout Shelter Using Nothing but IKEA Furniture

"Obviously, real wood would be better. But that's better than nothing," an expert in disaster preparedness told me.


IKEA Investigates Bowl That Lit Man's Grapes on Fire

Just where is man to turn when his trusted Blanda Blank stabs him in the back?


Being a Dishwasher at IKEA Is Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

The dish pit is where the fun goes to die.


We Reviewed the Hold Music of Some of the UK's Biggest Companies

It was down to one person alone to take on this mission, so I took the hit for y'all.


Watch These People Take Acid Then Attempt to Build IKEA Furniture

Far from the lights and sounds of the dancefloors many associate with the drug, Giancarlo and Nicole start their quest toward constructing a dresser while tripping.


There's a Show About Building IKEA Furniture on Drugs

We talked to the creators behind HIKEA Productions.


I Creeped Around My Local IKEA to Find Out What Couples Argued About

IKEA: come for the Swedish meatballs, stay for the fight with bae.