Internet Exploring

Internet Exploring

Jesse Lingard Is a Coward for Not Doing the Blueface Dance

The Manchester United midfielder may have tried to do the Shoot Dance, but he means nothing to me until he hits the bust down.
Trey Smith
5.10.19
Internet Exploring

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 25

You sent us dirty fridges, fast dogs, and actually good songs? What the heck?
Colin Joyce
Drew Schwartz
Trey Smith
5.9.19
Game of Thrones

Look at These Dumb ‘Game of Thrones’ Guitars That Cost $25,000

Good Lord, I watch the show too, but come on y’all.
Josh Terry
4.17.19
Music

The Jonas Brothers Return to Music With Brand New Shirts

Seriously, what's going on with these shirts?
Josh Terry
3.1.19
Internet Exploring

I'm Obsessed with the Story of Lil Xan's Allegedly Fake Ultrasound Pics

Internet sleuths have accused Xan and fiancée Annie Smith of using an ultrasound photo they found on Google as an image of their unborn child.
Leslie Horn
2.28.19
Internet Exploring

Paris Hilton Took a 100-Year-Old World War II Vet to a Lil Pump Performance

The heiress DJ took Sidney Walton to Philipp Plein’s New York Fashion Week show. It’s 2019 and nothing surprises us anymore.
Josh Terry
2.15.19
Internet Exploring

I Can't Stop Thinking About This Giant 'Astroworld' Baby Head

It's been a few days but one element from Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner's daughter Stormi's birthday party is still haunting me.
Leslie Horn
2.13.19
Music

An Appreciation of All the Bops About Hooking Up on Grindr

From Miss Benny to Britney Spears, here's a comprehensive list of songs about sending a location, pulling up, then doing that thing: 🍆💦
Alim Kheraj
1.30.19
Internet Exploring

I Tried to Listen to Vampire Weekend’s 120-Minute Promo ‘Song’

They've used a clever bit of marketing to tease track "Harmony Hall," proving how they became the massive band from that blogspot era.
Ryan Bassil
1.24.19
Internet Exploring

So, What’s Joyner Lucas’s Deal?

Seriously, what’s up with this dude?
Josh Terry
1.23.19
Internet Exploring

This Bootleg Netflix Drake Documentary Is The Purest Form of Agony

'Drake: Rewriting the Rules' is a new entry in a line of garbage, basic documentaries about Drake without Drake.
Noisey Staff
1.22.19
Internet Exploring

Some Beautiful Weirdo Reviewed Every Album on Our Albums of the Year List

100 albums. 100 tweets. One Noisey reader with too much time on his hands.
Dan Ozzi
12.19.18
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