I Was Banned From Twitter for Threatening to Kill Mr. Peanut
To be fair, this wasn't my first time menacing the Planters mascot. Or the second. Or the third.
Jesse Lingard Is a Coward for Not Doing the Blueface Dance
The Manchester United midfielder may have tried to do the Shoot Dance, but he means nothing to me until he hits the bust down.
We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 25
You sent us dirty fridges, fast dogs, and actually good songs? What the heck?
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Look at These Dumb ‘Game of Thrones’ Guitars That Cost $25,000
Good Lord, I watch the show too, but come on y’all.
The Jonas Brothers Return to Music With Brand New Shirts
Seriously, what's going on with these shirts?
I'm Obsessed with the Story of Lil Xan's Allegedly Fake Ultrasound Pics
Internet sleuths have accused Xan and fiancée Annie Smith of using an ultrasound photo they found on Google as an image of their unborn child.
Paris Hilton Took a 100-Year-Old World War II Vet to a Lil Pump Performance
The heiress DJ took Sidney Walton to Philipp Plein’s New York Fashion Week show. It’s 2019 and nothing surprises us anymore.
I Can't Stop Thinking About This Giant 'Astroworld' Baby Head
It's been a few days but one element from Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner's daughter Stormi's birthday party is still haunting me.
An Appreciation of All the Bops About Hooking Up on Grindr
From Miss Benny to Britney Spears, here's a comprehensive list of songs about sending a location, pulling up, then doing that thing: 🍆💦
I Tried to Listen to Vampire Weekend’s 120-Minute Promo ‘Song’
They've used a clever bit of marketing to tease track "Harmony Hall," proving how they became the massive band from that blogspot era.
So, What’s Joyner Lucas’s Deal?
Seriously, what’s up with this dude?
This Bootleg Netflix Drake Documentary Is The Purest Form of Agony
'Drake: Rewriting the Rules' is a new entry in a line of garbage, basic documentaries about Drake without Drake.