In 2016, the world's oldest comeback should seem outdated and sexist – but for some reason it's more visible than ever.
There are more important things to get wound up about than Robbie Williams vlogging childbirth.
The Latitude boss called his festival "middle class". Where do you fit in?
Let's have a look, scene by scene.
Everybody hates them and they don't care.
"He's screaming, he'll be fine."
Surprisingly, I didn't find any.