Redheads, we think.
For years, I improvised physical intimacy with inanimate DIY objects, trying everything from microwaved melons to surgical gloves wrapped in a towel.
It's like Fight Club but instead of punching, men are touching each others' peens. (And you can talk about it.)
There's this idea floating around the internet that if you're having a hard time ejaculating during sex, you might have something called "Death Grip Syndrome."
In extreme cases, self-pleasuring can actually fracture your dick and rupture your arteries. Be careful out there.
The PSA was supposed to grab the attention of drivers, but it sounded like it was talking about grabbing something else.
Just hearing the dial-Up tone used to give me an erection.
The internet really changed the way people masturbate.
This isn't one of your hour-long stroke sessions in your bathrobe.
Through the magic of earwax, I finally have a clue as to who my real dad is.
I thought jizz moppers didn't exist anymore. Isn't it illegal to beat off in public places now?