The Cult: Joe Allen
Though he's now plying his trade in the heart of Brexitland, Joe Allen is very much a European – rather than British – footballer. As divine in his midfield performances as he is in appearance, the Welshman is a worthy inductee to The Cult.
The Last Bite: Serving Omelettes to Theatre Stars at London’s Original West End Restaurant
“After a performance, the audience who’d been at the theatre would come in here to eat as well as the star of show. You never knew who was coming or what was going to happen.”
And So Joe Allen Did Rise Again: Reviewing Stoke vs. Sunderland
In the final part of our Premier League Review, we track Joe Allen’s Christlike career progression from footballing death to divine resurrection.