Jordan Foisy
A Guide to Being an Average Student by a Perfectly Average Student
Take it from me, I owe $45,000 to the government and I tell jokes for a job.
Comedians Tell Us What Music They Love and Hate Having Sex To
Ginuwine is the quintessential sex song but then you're like, "...actually I'm not 100 percent sure if I can deliver on this level.”
Bacon Won’t Save You: A Semi-Scientific Guide to the Best Hangover Cures
Some of these might come in handy.
What Your Favourite Christmas Song Says About You
There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favorite shitty song says about your shitty self.
What Happened When I Used an App to Try to Cure My Premature Ejaculation Issues
Yes, I gamified all my shameful orgasms.
I Watched Eight Hours of Steven Seagal Movies to Understand America
What does the 90s' mumbling, fourth-rate action star say about the country and me?
The Serious Business of Betting on Horse Racing
This is not a social activity. I don't even know if people here are having what I would call fun. Show some respect, service is in session. People here aren't looking for trouble or to get wild, they are here to die with some dignity.
Inside the Years-Long Foot Mystery That Turned Canadian Comedians Against Each Other
Frankie "Trixx" Agyemang's new stand-up album Undefeated has reopened a dramatic chapter in Canada's comedy scene.