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Crack Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Arm-Wrestled Hulk Hogan and Won
This morning, in a bizarre effort to divert attention from his crack-fueled political saga, Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford, arm wrestled Hulk Hogan in a hotel conference room.
Rob Ford's New Music Video Includes Our Photoshopped Image of Him with a Pipe
There's a brand new hit song that's making big viral waves and it's all about how awesome Rob Ford is. It's not sarcastic or satirical. It's literally being played tonight at Rob Ford's party: Ford Fest. But, the music video includes our Photoshopped...
Rob Ford, the World's Greatest Mayor, Smokes Crack
Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, has been caught smoking crack on video. Allegedly. The tape is for sale, but hasn't been sold yet, which leaves us wondering: What kind of incompetent blackmail-video salesman is behind this controversy? How can you mess...
Rob Ford Got a Better Photographer
King Robbie has answered our plea: he has a somewhat more skilled photographer following him around now.
King Rob Ford Loves Women and Gambling
I haven’t jumped in to defend Toronto’s Great Pink-Faced Hope, King Rob Ford, since the whole city called him a drunk. At the time, it seemed like he was handling the hangover quite well. That was until he walked face-first into a television camera.
Rob Ford Isn’t a Drunk. He’s a King.
Yesterday, the Toronto Star looked directly at the King of Toronto—also known as King Robbie, or in local hip-hop circles: MC Russian Prince Vodka—and spat in his perpetually sweaty pink face as if they were not actually citizens of his monarchy.