I Asked for Kissing Advice at a Makeout Party
“I just go for it, think washing machine tongue.”
Valentine's Day 2018
What Your Go-to Hookup Music Says About You
The Smiths? Who hurt you?
Noisey UK Staff
We Got British Strangers Who Aren't Models to Kiss Each Other
It was just as awkward as you'd expect.
Some Photos of People Kissing
Valentine's Day isn’t so bad after all.
This Actually Happened
Is This 2003 MTV VMA's Performance the Greatest Moment in Music History?
This was more than a faux-lesbian pash between pop stars. This was 2003, and this was iconic.
This Mural of Kanye West Making Out with Himself Is Everything
No one loves Kanye like Kanye.
#LoveTunnelNYC Is a Valentine's Day Art Event We Can Be a Part Of
A pop-up art installation in a New York subway tunnel inspired by love.
PLEASE LOOK AT ME
Two Men Get Tongue-Tied in This Week's Comic by Julian Glander
After a date, a man shares his passion for simplicity.
I Sent Everyone I've Ever Had Sex with a Survey to Find Out How Good I Am in Bed
Apparently I'm a bit "ferocious", but I give great head.
The Noisey Guide to
How to Not Fuck It Up When Picking “Our Song” in a New Relationship
No pressure, but if you get it wrong you’ll probably never have sex again.
You Need to Hear This
Premiere: Anushka - "Kisses (Feat Trim)"
If there was ever a definitive sonic interpretation of a massive sugar rush, then "Kisses" is undoubtedly it.
The Ballad of Bimbo the Deer
"Bimbo comes right up to me to kiss me on the lips, like a man kisses a woman."