You Can Make a Hell of a Lot of Money as a Drug-Dealing Restaurant Hostess
The bartender would send over these women looking for drugs, and I’d put pills in their coat pockets. They had no concept of money at all, so we started a pretty healthy business.
Pill-Popping Kitties: Inside the Pharmaceutical Treatment of Depressed and Anxious Cats
Maybe your cat needs some Xanax. Or acupuncture.
Sophie Saint Thomas