An ode to the video game that an was kind of like an eyeless alien's approach to the art of DJing.
Konami's kicking sim will forever remain the underdog versus FIFA, but there's a lot to be said for its purity and physical punch.
The Beglin handshake: like entombing your hand in a genial Irish oak tree. The Drury demeanour: truly the physical manifestation of his commentary.
Okay, it inspired one god-awful film, and that's unforgiveable. But Silent Hill 3 remains a great video game, and here's why.
Back in 2000, I was the 'DDR' king of my local arcade. And then a shit-ton of rock fell on me.
His next project will be a PlayStation exclusive, dealing another blow to Xbox's chances of catching Sony's console.
And a "large-scale investment" will be needed, just as Konami is reportedly closing one of its studios.
It's one of 2015's greatest commercial and critical hits. Leigh Alexander unpicks what makes 'Metal Gear Solid V' work, and where it goes wrong.
The beginning of the console wars, the release of the original 'Super Mario Bros.', home computing changing forever with the Amiga. 1985 was big.
Is he on holiday? Has he left? Is he ever coming back? Someone, please, let us know, because this nonsense is so bloody tiring.
Yep, this is our naïve way of measuring which is the better of the two football games this year.
Konami's series is akin to the Spanish League compared to FIFA's very English style of play.