We spoke to Daniel Jones ahead of the release of his book on the scripture of Jediism.
Professor David Nutt believes Alcosynth will have replaced all real alcohol by 2050.
Because why not.
Yesterday marked three decades of the paper responsible for such stories as "Ten Years Ago the Lotto Made Me a Millionaire, Now I Suck Off Dogs for Quavers".
Sainsbury's has announced that it's revamping its meal-deal, to make it shit instead of good. We spoke to the founder of the Meal Deal Talk group to find out how the news is going down.
Mr Cannabis has been planting weed seeds in Glastonbury council's flower displays for nearly 20 years, but one or two pissed off locals recently complained, thrusting Free into the limelight.