White nationalists say it's difficult finding women to date.
'Who is Harambe?' Well, I hope you're sitting down...
The theory weaves in Japanese fishing routes, Nokia phones, and the Trans-Siberian Railway to prove that Finland isn't real.
Teens are equal parts terrifying and stupid.
Frankly, the whole plot is less covert espionage and more revenge-on-a-basement-dwelling-budget kind of thing.
The formalisation of joint investigations between the two parties will begin next week.
It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that it's probably a good move.
It's something like a world where Harry Potter is real and is also using masturbation to get what he wants.
On Wednesday morning, six marijuana-based companies had their TSX trading halted after they tripped a circuit breaker during a massive spike in their stock prices.
Sometimes when you're out looking for sea cucumbers all you find is nukes.
There's a specific bit of historical context to the idea of valuing first-time sex, and it doesn't seem to be changing just yet.
So you're pregnant in jail, what happens now?