Police are on a nationwide manhunt for the "armed and dangerous" 56-year-old.
Dry January is the perfect time to catch up on all the lesser-known shows you missed when you were actually having fun.
Security analysts suggest it's likely the attacker had co-conspirators.
We spoke to a guy currently on the run, one who was caught and is currently in prison, and another who's now free, about hiding out from the law.
For me, Rockstar is better when it goes linear, and 'Manhunt' is one of the GTA studio's very best.
The former New York prison employee who helped Richard Matt and David Sweat escape back in June is going behind bars.
Richard Matt, the one with the freakishly enormous dick, may have died while drunk on "grape liquor." His accomplice, David Sweat, was taken into custody after being shot on Sunday.
Please, give us anything other than fallen foes crumpling like ragdolls, pristine and unblemished by the ravages of senseless mayhem.
Let's make a snuff film with Rockstar.