This Maryland Shooting Survivor 'Couldn't Give a Fuck' About Thoughts and Prayers
"I'm going to need more than a couple days of news coverage and some thoughts and prayers, because it's – our whole lives have been shattered."
Restaurant Says "Grab Her By The Pizza" Clam Pie Was Meant to Empower Women
“The best part about the ‘Grab Her by the Pizza’ meal is that they make sure to highlight the extra virgin olive oil and clams, which makes it easy to laugh about the fact that 25 percent of girls (and approximately 16 percent of boys) are sexually...
Man Tells His Girlfriend Her Pasta Is 'OK,' Hours-Long Police Standoff Ensues
If your significant other takes the time to cook a meal for you, try to appreciate it, even if it tastes like sawdust and disappointment.