Michael Owen
Michael Owen Makes Friends With A Decomposing Ferret – Or Possibly A Polecat
What are you actually doing, Michael? Why on earth would you pose with a decomposing animal, and then post it on Twitter?
Please Stop Abusing Michael Owen, You’re Only Giving Him What He Wants
What if Michael Owen is not, in fact, a shit pundit? What if he’s a rampant masochist, and the public are gratifying his insatiable desires?
The Cult: Michael Owen
Once the brightest young hope in English football, now a pundit and expert in stating the obvious. Guess you should join The Cult, Michael Owen.
The 1998 World Cup, Fragile Memory, and the Death of My Mother
I have no idea when mom was diagnosed, but it must have been after the driveway and after the buggy in the rain.
Should Diving Be Considered an Art Form?
Does nobody appreciate the craft of the perfect dive? Perhaps it's time to reconsider football's dark art.
Some British National Treasures Who Deserve a Blue Plaque
Because how else will we commemorate Brian Harvey running himself over with his own car?
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