"A mullet is an island of freedom in an ocean of conformity."
"The haircut can make you look sexy, but as soon as you pop on some trackies, you look like a 12-year-old thug."
Maybe if we could see out from under our asymmetric haircuts, we'd have realized how terrible we looked.
RiRi is trying to bring back the femullet. But does she have the badass credentials? And wait, shouldn't we just let this hairstyle die already?
Last time I met Marina we stacked ice cream cones on my nose…