Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews


I Will Review Frozen Food No More Forever

As Amy's Kitchen served me and my coworkers lunch, I looked around the room and realised something: I can go nowhere from here.


Frozen Mac and Cheese Is a Food Product That Shouldn't Exist

If you like mac and cheese, there's no reason to not just boil some water on the stove and make it yourself, even if you use that powdered cheese Americans have.


I Ate £30-Worth of Ice Cream and Now I Hate Myself

My editors set out to humiliate me and make me physically ill by ordering me to go to an ice cream truck in Brooklyn and eat everything.


Frozen Chips Are Basically Just Warm, Soggy Potato Strings

Waffle, crinkled, greasy, or covered with rosemary, I don't discriminate when it comes to the chip. It's all the same garbage.


Frozen Chicken Nuggets Will Definitely Give You Heartburn

I've been eating frozen chicken nuggets for this review column, and the gurgling heartburn I've experienced has led me to chomp Tums like they were as tasty and plentiful as the nuggets that caused my stomach acids to go into overdrive.


Frozen Breakfast Food Is Not the Breakfast of Champions

Reviewing frozen breakfast food taught me that it's surprisingly easy to destroy what should be the easiest and tastiest meal of the day.


Reviewing Frozen TV Dinners Isn't for the Faint of Heart

Most frozen food consists of one dish, but the makers of these products go for broke with to produce complete meals that you cook all at once in your microwave.


Enter the Indian Food Party Inside My Mouth

Welcome back to Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews. This week, let's get into the pinnacle of frozen perfection: Indian food.


Frozen Pizza Sucks

This week's instalment is dedicated to frozen pizza and pizza-inspired foodstuffs AKA the punishment for being so lazy as to eat frozen pizza.


I Reviewed Amy's Kitchen Food and Amy Offered to Set Me Up on a Date

This week I reviewed four frozen Mexican food products, including two by a family-owned brand whose daughter offered to set me up on a date with her friend. Such is life.


I Ate Frozen Fast Food So You Don't Have To

Here's what to eat when you want a fast food burger but can't be arsed to leave the house.


Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews: Four Fish Finger Dinners, One Sad Man

One man's quest to test his supermarket's fish fingers – or "fish sticks", as Americans have decided to call them.