Stop the Presses: The Gallagher Brothers are Friends Again
The world's greatest music beef is dead (probably to be resurrected around February).
Here Are All the Things You’re Going to Have to Do In December
You don't get good presents anymore, it's cold and your favourite pub is going to be taken over by people having fun. Welcome to hell.
Evian Christ Thinks Clubbing is Meaningless, and he's Probably Right
Our most miserable writer ruminates on the pleasurable pointlessness of lives spent in nightclubs.