Mr Blobby Is a Fucking Legend
Was only a matter of time really, wasn't it.
Five Questions About… Noel Edmonds Eating Worms
Why Noel Edmonds Is to Blame for the No-Deal Brexit Apocalypse
It's all your fault, Noel.
How Noel Edmonds is Indirectly Responsible For Beyonce’s Worst Hit
A brief lesson in chaos theory.
Looking Back On Christmas 20 Years Ago to See if the World Really Was a Better Place
We all remember the past as a happy time, but was it actually as pleasant as we think?
Really, Though, Is Noel Edmonds a TV Presenter Or a Spiritual Leader?
For the first of a new series examining British TV icons, we look at Noel Edmonds – a man who has managed to balance his otherworldly outlook with a healthy career in showbiz.
Other Places in London that Should Close Based on the Number of Deaths There
If we closed things down just because people occasionally died there, we wouldn't have gyms, hotels or police cells.
Has Noel Edmonds Really Just Cured Cancer? An Analysis
He's been tweeting about a simple box that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress, and tackles cancer. Yep, tackles cancer!
How Mr Blobby Helped Me Get Over the Premature Death of My Father
Having lost my dad suddenly at the age of four, I developed a strong bond with the bizarre, anarchic character that bordered on a kind of remote surrogacy.
Gavin Haynes Sleepless Nights
Noel Edmonds Actually Wants to Buy the BBC
He declared it to the world on <i>Newsnight</i> last night.
I Tracked Down Mr Blobby's Lair
And I went home with his toilet.