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Rap Has a Long History of Reclaiming the Golf Course

On the heels of YBN Nahmir's NSFW golf-themed collab with City Girls and Tyga, we go deep on rap's relationship with the links.
Kristin Corry
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33 Essential Albums You Probably Missed So Far in 2019

There's been so much good music in 2019. Here's the best of what you haven't heard.
Noisey Staff

What Your Favourite Movie Says About You

Whether 'Pulp Fiction' or anything Wes Anderson does, hold tight for a completely rational assessment of who you really are!
Ryan Bassil
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Every Madonna Persona Identified, Then Ranked

From 'BDSM Madonna' to 'Tonguing Britney Madonna', she's been them all and more.
Daisy Jones
Tshepo Mokoena
Remembering Things

20 Years After "No Scrubs," We Look Back at the Song's Best (and Worst) Covers

The TLC track topped the charts two decades ago this week – since then artists of all stripes have offered up their takes.
Bonnie Stiernberg
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Everything That’s Going to Happen During the 2019 BRIT Awards

A half-arsed apology for swearing, Gemma Collins making some sort of endearing headline – what to expect from the show.
Rosie Hewitson
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A Highly Scientific Breakdown of the Weirdest Hip-Hop Samples

From the sound of a '95 Windows computer starting up to flipping the Annie soundtrack into a Jay Z song, here they are – rated.
Jumi Akinfenwa
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Every Popular Song Named after an Alcoholic Drink, Ranked

Jenny Lewis put out a song called "Red Bull & Hennessy" this week so obviously we did this.
Tshepo Mokoena
Daisy Jones
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We Asked Musicians About the One Artist We Should Listen to in 2019

Because good musicians know about good music and that's a fact.
Daisy Jones
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Beats 1’s Julie Adenuga and Matt Wilkinson Rate These 17 Ones to Watch

From Clairo to Alicai Harley and Slowthai, the two London-based tastemakers share their thoughts on the artists to look out for this year.
Noisey Staff
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Things That Need to Happen in Music in 2019 So We Can Move Forward

Stop making long albums, never do an encore again, be more like Pitbull – then achieve world peace. These are things we need this year.
Noisey UK Staff
Noisey 2018

16 of the Best New British Acts Who Had a Massive 2018

Have a look back at some of the musicians who've caught our eye (and ears) this year.
Tshepo Mokoena