Please Enjoy This Video of a Seal Slapping a Man with an Octopus
The man described the experience as "weird".
Japan's World Cup-Predicting 'Psychic' Octopus Killed and Sold as Food
Rest in power, brother.
The Darkness Maybe Predicted that News Story About Octopuses Being Aliens
How dare you tell me to "get a real job"???
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Happy Halloween: A Bunch of Octopuses Are Creeping onto Beaches While You Sleep
"It was a bit like an end of days scenario."
Grilled Octopus with Braised Black-Eyed Peas
Tender, steak-like octopus gets topped with a spicy Guajillo chile sauce and homemade pesto, and rests on a bed of nicely stewed black-eyed peas.
Cannabis-Infused Peruvian Ceviche
Why not add some weed to this already-delicious Peruvian dish of fresh seafood, sweet potato, and corn in a bright citrus marinade?
Octopus May Replace Cod in British Waters, Thanks to Climate Change
According to the UK Marine Climate Change Impacts Partnership, rising seawater temperatures are attracting octopus to UK coastlines, while cold water fish like cod head north.
"If gringos can't make this, they're just dumb."
The Virgin Mary: Now With 800% More Tentacles
Thanks to French artist Soasig Chamaillard, the Holy Mother has more looks than Madonna.
Activists Want to Stop the Practice of Eating Live Octopus
Those killjoys over at PETA reason that butchering a living creature and then consuming its still-convulsing limbs for pleasure is somehow cruel.
Prop Artist Tricks Tourists with Multimedia Mollusk Monument
Staten Island gets a memorial for the giant octopus who ate the Ferry.
Step Inside the World's Most Legendary Fish Market
I managed to wake up at the crack of dawn in Tokyo to witness the frenzied fish sales inside the Tsukiji Fish Market, the world's largest seafood market and stuck around for one of the greatest meals of my life.
Bastien Lattanzio and Olivier Tesquet