I worried that my decision to stop drinking meant trading in my identity as a Fun Person to become a bummer. Instead, my world got bigger.
"They thought they'd found somewhere private, but the whole party could see them fucking doggy-style."
We spoke to "Steely D", the man who organised the free parties in the Lake District quarry, and Matt Stokes, the artist who studied them.
As Harry and Meghan got married, these people were having a "slumber party" 3,400 miles away.
An art tour of a sex club.
You've been to a party. Here is every possible way to ruin it.
“We’re the only club event in the world where someone was rushed to hospital because they’d forgotten to take their drugs."
A man with a Diplo tattoo on his ass went searching for the hell in Coachella, and he couldn't find it anywhere.
Uh... where else are you going to see Slowthai, Octavian and Jaz Karis all in the same building?
Guys, please don’t tell women we look "fertile".
The best part about going out isn't going out, it's the bit before.
“I find the whole situation and explanations a bit bizarre. It all sounds very suspect, really.”