Housing Is So Fucked That Developers Are Offering Free Avocado Toast as a Sweetener
Let’s run the numbers and really decide if we like avocadoes that much.
I Spent an Entire Day Only Saying 'Omelette Du Fromage'
My girlfriend, friends and drug dealer didn't enjoy the 'Dexter's Laboratory' reference; they fucking hated it.
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St Pauli's Manager Wasn't There for a Signing, So They Just Brought in a Guy in a Mask Instead
Turns out Ewald Lienen is a professional piss-taker.
Immigrants Explain What Shocked Them Most About British Culture
"Why is everything so old-fashioned? Why do you still have gas stoves and why does everyone have baths without rinsing after?"