"She rose to become a platinum recording artist with over 30 million albums sold. All this without even once owning a slave."
With a takeover by former Disney chief executive Michael Eisner in the offing, Portsmouth could be in for some serious investment. Still, for a club already bailed out once by its fans, is any price high enough?
Robert Prosinečki was so talented that the Championship was simply child's play to him. It is a wonder how this mercurial, overweight, cigarette-puffing 32-year-old even wound up on the south coast – but Fratton Park was a richer place for it.
While outside observers might remember the Munto Finance debacle, few are aware of what’s been going on at Notts County since. Here, we ask fans about a tempestuous time in the club’s history.
From the Calciopoli scandal to Portsmouth and Rangers, points deductions usually come with a frisson of anxiety and horror. Here we remember some of the best, and what happened to the teams involved.
At a New Hampshire Trump rally, the candidate's supporters are way less worried about the women accusing their candidate of misdeeds than they are about Hillary Clinton ending democracy as we know it.
In the nineties and early noughties, Teddy Sheringham was one of the most effective strikers in the Premier League. Despite all those goals, however, he remains somehow unloved.
For lower-league football clubs and grassroots campaigns, finding funding is a hard task. In putting fans at the forefront of the process, Tifosy aims to change that once and for all.
Having dropped from the Premier League to League Two in four seasons, Portsmouth are about to take a pop at promotion. We spoke to a former player about their chances.
Lassana Diarra has been without a club since his sacking by Lokomotiv Moscow last year. It's been a dramatic fall for a player once described as the new Makalele.
Stereotyped as inbred, legal high-ridden and backwards, "The Island" might be shit but it's a difficult bubble to leave.
It's time to laugh at some ridiculous people again.