Presents

christmas

I Opened the Most Ridiculous Advent Calendars On the Market

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a "penis extender" with textured ribs, 24 shots of tequila and a kit to "pimp my prosecco".
Amelia Tait
12.3.18
Gifts

People Sum Up the Worst Gifts They've Ever Received in Six Words

"A used copy of 'People' magazine."
Anna Goldfarb
12.26.17
10 Questions

10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Santa

"Children still respect Santa, drunks don’t."
Rebecca Baden
12.12.17
relationships

People Showed Us Stuff from Old Relationships They Couldn't Throw Away

It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
VICE Staff
11.23.17
Design

Last-Minute Gifts That Give Back: A 2016 Holiday Buying Guide

Sustainable gifts for the environment, your budget, and your neighbors around the globe, ending 2016 on a much-needed high note.
Eleanor Lambert
12.22.16
christmas

Here’s Every Present You’re Going to Get This Christmas

It’s not the same any more, is it?
Joel Golby
12.21.16
Objectively Correct Lists

Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!

Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Noisey Staff
12.16.16
Stuff

Let's Ruin Christmas by Turning It into an Economics Lesson

Depending on which economic school of thought you belong to, Christmas is either a waste of resources or a valuable uptick in healthy activity.
Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry
12.10.16
Stuff

The VICE Guide to Your First Wedding As An Adult

How to survive your first wedding as a grown-up without crying, vomiting, or a special compound move I call 'cry-vomiting'.
Joel Golby
6.17.16
Photo

The Gifts Horny Men Give a Popular Camgirl

In exchange for pleasing viewers, camgirl Lindsay Dye has amassed hundreds of anonymous gifts from her Amazon wish list. She has so many items, it's hard to tell what's a gift and what isn't in her apartment.
Elizabeth Herring
1.17.16
Stuff

How to Do All Your Christmas Shopping in Pound Shops

I got something special for everyone I needed to, and still had change from a £20 note.
Nell Frizzell
12.14.15
Habits

Clementine Is a Scrooge in This Week's 'Habits' Comic

"Who shit in your stocking?"
Lauren Monger
12.8.15
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