I Opened the Most Ridiculous Advent Calendars On the Market
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a "penis extender" with textured ribs, 24 shots of tequila and a kit to "pimp my prosecco".
Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!
Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Let's Ruin Christmas by Turning It into an Economics Lesson
Depending on which economic school of thought you belong to, Christmas is either a waste of resources or a valuable uptick in healthy activity.