I Opened the Most Ridiculous Advent Calendars On the Market
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a "penis extender" with textured ribs, 24 shots of tequila and a kit to "pimp my prosecco".
People Sum Up the Worst Gifts They've Ever Received in Six Words
"A used copy of 'People' magazine."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Santa
"Children still respect Santa, drunks don’t."
People Showed Us Stuff from Old Relationships They Couldn't Throw Away
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
Last-Minute Gifts That Give Back: A 2016 Holiday Buying Guide
Sustainable gifts for the environment, your budget, and your neighbors around the globe, ending 2016 on a much-needed high note.
Here’s Every Present You’re Going to Get This Christmas
It’s not the same any more, is it?
Objectively Correct Lists
Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!
Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Let's Ruin Christmas by Turning It into an Economics Lesson
Depending on which economic school of thought you belong to, Christmas is either a waste of resources or a valuable uptick in healthy activity.
The VICE Guide to Your First Wedding As An Adult
How to survive your first wedding as a grown-up without crying, vomiting, or a special compound move I call 'cry-vomiting'.
The Gifts Horny Men Give a Popular Camgirl
In exchange for pleasing viewers, camgirl Lindsay Dye has amassed hundreds of anonymous gifts from her Amazon wish list. She has so many items, it's hard to tell what's a gift and what isn't in her apartment.
How to Do All Your Christmas Shopping in Pound Shops
I got something special for everyone I needed to, and still had change from a £20 note.
Clementine Is a Scrooge in This Week's 'Habits' Comic
"Who shit in your stocking?"