Don't bring psychedelics if you've never taken them, and stock your flat with delicious food for the following week.
'Yes, that's Post Malone. No, not like "after" Malone, that's just his name. Okay, he's a rapper.'
The 'Satan's Graffiti or God's Art?' cut now has visuals.
You can learn a lot about people from the shit they leave behind.
What goes on behind closed doors as bookers slug it out for the best headliners.
We saw A$AP Rocky, Eminem and Earlwolf at Reading 2013 and it was head-buttingly, pill-shelvingly, chlamydia-transmittingly real.