He's facing up to 20 years in prison for hiring someone to put a gun to a man's head and demand his domain name.
He also took a bath, washed his clothes and brushed his teeth before the cops arrested him.
They allegedly stole millions of dollars worth of cash and jewellery from celebrities like Rihanna, and were apparently planning to hit LeBron James and Matt Damon next.
Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.
"You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands."
Cops say even a school bus driver ran out to collect some of the loose cash.
One officer involved in the city's massive corruption scandal said officers kept the replicas "in case we accidentally hit somebody or got into a shootout, so we could plant them".
Sometimes the psychological aftermath is more terrifying than being threatened with murder.
Most of the victims were leaving New York City bars when they were robbed, and willingly handed over their wallets or phones.