sausage roll

1.11.19

What's Gone On This Week: Total Cultural Warfare Over a Sausage Roll

Meanwhile, the rest of us have food poverty and an alarming strain of the clap to contend with.

7.3.17

Greggs Just Released a Diet Plan

“As far as we know, this is the only diet plan to incorporate sausage rolls and doughnuts—all in moderation of course!”

2.15.17

A Romantic Date at Cafe Football, Gary Neville’s Football-Themed Restaurant

I treated my boyfriend to a full three-course meal on Valentine’s Day at Cafe Football, surrounded by single men wearing headphones and pizza-chewing children in West Ham shirts.

1.17.17

You Can Now Get Greggs Delivered to Your Desk

We’ll have a steak bake and two sausage rolls, stat.

8.22.16

Eating Every Ginsters Pasty I Could Find in a Suburban Petrol Station

Ginsters readymade sausage rolls and Cornish pasties are a British petrol station staple. I set myself the challenge of eating the entire range of pastry-flaked meat tubes—in a Shell garage forecourt, obviously.

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