What's Gone On This Week: Total Cultural Warfare Over a Sausage Roll
Meanwhile, the rest of us have food poverty and an alarming strain of the clap to contend with.
Greggs Just Released a Diet Plan
“As far as we know, this is the only diet plan to incorporate sausage rolls and doughnuts—all in moderation of course!”
A Romantic Date at Cafe Football, Gary Neville’s Football-Themed Restaurant
I treated my boyfriend to a full three-course meal on Valentine’s Day at Cafe Football, surrounded by single men wearing headphones and pizza-chewing children in West Ham shirts.
You Can Now Get Greggs Delivered to Your Desk
We’ll have a steak bake and two sausage rolls, stat.
Eating Every Ginsters Pasty I Could Find in a Suburban Petrol Station
Ginsters readymade sausage rolls and Cornish pasties are a British petrol station staple. I set myself the challenge of eating the entire range of pastry-flaked meat tubes—in a Shell garage forecourt, obviously.