SHIT

The VICE Guide to Right Now

The Guy Who Forced Taiwanese Flight Attendants to Wipe His Ass Is Dead

The world's most difficult airline passenger passed away in Thailand.
Shamani Joshi
4.23.19
SHIT

I'm Sick of Pretending: I Don't 'Get' Bonfire Night

Be honest with yourself: it is, actually, shit – for these eight simple reasons.
Lauren O'Neill
11.1.18
Important Questions Raised By...

We Asked Britney Fans About the Most Toxic Thing They’ve Ever Done

"There was a poo on the middle of my floor, and I knew it was me but I blamed it on my mum.”
Rosie Hewitson
8.28.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Government to Burning Man Ravers: Please Poop in Bags Now

The Bureau of Land Management has suggested Burners use more "pee bottles" and "poop bags" this year.
River Donaghey
7.20.18
News

Human Shit Keeps Falling From the Sky in This Canadian City

"There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, all over the inside my car."
Mack Lamoureux
6.5.18
pets

This Is How Terrible Your Pet Is for the World

Bad news, pet owners.
Tom Usher
5.4.18
New music

Eminem Promises to Take "an Ax to Mumble Rap" on New Royce Da 5'9" Single

On his scatological "Caterpillar" verse, Marshall Mathers insists that "The boom bap is coming back." Also: "Poop is my suit."
Alex Robert Ross
5.4.18
Fatberg

I Watched People Dissect London's Fatberg to See What It's Made of

As a new Channel 4 show explores the mysteries of the fatberg, we went along to look at (and smell one) for ourselves.
Joel Golby
4.24.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Guy Allegedly Swallowed Drugs and Spent 47 Days in Jail Without Pooping

Police dropped the charges against the 24-year-old after his attorneys said he was at "risk of death".
Drew Schwartz
3.7.18
Football

A Deep Dive Into the Football Stadium 'Poogate' Fiasco

This weekend, a young man was accused of shitting in the stands at Sunderland football club. It turns out that this accusation was untrue. Now, unsurprisingly, we have some questions.
Will Magee
12.5.17
Deviants

Someone Has Been Shitting in the Holes of a Golf Course for 10 Years

Who is this mystery poo-bandit, and what is their motive?
Sean Newell
10.19.17
Features

15 Years on and “Lazy” by X-Press 2 Still Makes Me Feel a Bit Queasy

What can a chintzy pop-house record teach us about life, embarrassment, and acceptance? Lots, actually!
Josh Baines
4.25.17
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