slaven bilic

referees: not necessarily such wankers after all

Why Don’t More Footballers Become Referees After Retirement?

While there are a whole host of former pros lining up to criticise refereeing standards on radio and television, very few decide to pick up the whistle themselves.
Will Magee
2.14.17
alan sugar says: you're fired!

Pards, Bilic, Bibbledy Bob: Previewing The Premier League Sack Race

In the final Premier League Preview of the week, we take an educated guess at which manager will be next for the chop.
Will Magee
12.9.16
dickensian football and the ghost of bilic past

Please, Sir, Can I Have Some More: Reviewing Tottenham vs. West Ham

In the final serving of this week’s Premier League Review, we discuss the Dickensian naming rituals of the Tottenham academy and West Ham’s chronically ill season.
Will Magee
11.21.16
Football

Fake Crowd Noise and Upton Park Explosions – Reviewing West Ham at the Olympic Stadium

What's going on with West Ham United and their stadium that we all have to pay for? They are losing lots of games and pumping in fake crowd noise, that's what.
Tom Usher
9.26.16
tony pulis footballing misanthrope

Tony Pulis Laughing In Eternity: Reviewing The Drubbing Of West Ham United

In this, our third Premier League Review, we ask the pressing question: how on earth do you concede four goals to a team managed by Tony Pulis?
Will Magee
9.19.16
one more sleep

Premier League Previews: Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Brom & West Ham United

In our final Premier League preview we assess the hopes and dreams of Spurs, Watford, West Brom and West Ham.
Jim Weeks & Will Magee
8.12.16
questionable investment opportunities

The “Farewell Boleyn” Auction Offers West Ham Fans Unique Opportunity to Buy Total Shite

Imagine loving Upton Park so much that you’d spend upwards of £50 on a laminated locker room door, or £95 on a claret and blue toilet sign.
Will Magee
6.7.16
premier league review

Ronald Koeman, Mighty Samurai: The Premier League Review

Ronald Koeman's plucky Southampton brushed aside Newcastle at the weekend, while mighty Leicester City took another huge step towards the title. For all that and more, it's our Premier League Review.
Will Magee
4.11.16
the business end of the season

​This Weekend In The Premier League...

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Jamie Vardy. Clearly, it's time to preview this weekend's Premier League action.
Will Magee
4.8.16
delicoius hope

VICE Sports Premier League Player of the Weekend: Winston Reid

Winston Reid was a big Kiwi rock for West Ham this weekend. Take a great big bow, lad.
Jim Weeks
9.21.15