Come on, people, are you seriously telling me you'd take the stairs if you owned a Portal Gun?
It was far from Sega's greatest idea, but the Mega Drive's CD expansion arrived at a memorable time.
It's like Manchester United ripping up Wayne Rooney's contract, and we're still trying to make any sense of it.
Snatcher, the Mega CD's greatest game, is far overdue some modern love.
Most holiday-themed titles are cheaply produced or downright weird, leaving us without a true video game equivalent of A Christmas Carol or "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."