Sophie Heawood

Stuff

Caitlin Moran in (Drunken) Conversation with Sophie Heawood – Part Two

In the second half of the two writers' conversation, they chat class, politics, abortion, literature, Russell Brand and orgasms.
Sophie Heawood
4.7.15
Stuff

Caitlin Moran in (Drunken) Conversation with Sophie Heawood – Part One

Talking body image, sex, cat piss and walking in on Damien Hirst having a shit.
Sophie Heawood
4.1.15
Music

Robin Thicke's New Album Isn't Really About His Wife – It's About His Dick

Here's why.
Sophie Heawood
6.25.14
Milf Teeth

Everyone Has a Plan Until Death Punches You in the Face

My plan was to write about Drake using a lint roller, but then everything changed.
Sophie Heawood
4.26.14
Stuff

That Photoshop Leak Is Exactly What Lady Gaga Needed

Because what's more relevant than having the face of a normal human being?
Sophie Heawood
4.19.14
Milf Teeth

For Once, We Shouldn't Laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

"Conscious uncoupling" is tough, however you phrase it.
Sophie Heawood
3.26.14
Milf Teeth

Fashion Makes Me Feel Like Such a Fool

It's a big, cruel, boring joke without a punchline.
Sophie Heawood
3.6.14
Milf Teeth

Living In Debt Makes You One of 'Them'

When you're shit with your money, you're funding bankers' bonuses.
Sophie Heawood
2.20.14
Milf Teeth

Atheists Have Replaced Paradise with Ricky Gervais RTs

They might be right but it's also depressing.
Sophie Heawood
2.14.14
Milf Teeth

The Yummy Mummy Internet Is Getting Me Down

It's making me want to get offline forever.
Sophie Heawood
2.7.14
Milf Teeth

Why Alain de Botton Loves the 'Daily Mail' Just As Much As the Rest of Us

He just launched a website that's exactly like the Mail Online, but more philosophical.
Sophie Heawood
1.30.14
Milf Teeth

Let's Hear It for the Spineless Lib Dem Toad-Men

It would be funny how pathetic they are, if it weren't for the sexual harassment allegations.
Sophie Heawood
1.22.14
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