Body Found in Supermarket Identified as Employee Who Disappeared 10 Years Ago
"[The coolers were] so loud, there's probably no way anyone heard him."
Tory MP Tries to Make Pro-Brexit Argument Using Fruit, Fails
Another day, another tweet showing we all know nothing about Brexit.
Waitrose Comes Under Fire for Bougie ‘Student Essentials’ List
“Mama, to the condiments aisle!”
We’re Still Buying Less Beer in Pubs Despite the World Cup
It’s not looking good for your local boozer.
64-Year-Old Man Asked to Leave Supermarket for Wearing Flat Cap
The man, who walks with a stick, reportedly told security “where to stick it.”
A Supermarket in Germany Now Sells Nutella in Enormous Buckets
No mortal soul needs this much chocolate spread.
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Panic Ensues After Japanese Supermarket Accidentally Sells Deadly Fugu Fish
The fish can cause asphyxiation and paralysis if consumed.
A Supermarket Is Selling a 'Cauliflower Steak' That's Just Cauliflower Wrapped in Plastic
It costs £2 and looks sad.
New Anti-Obesity Proposals Offer Food Discounts for Exercise
NHS England is trialling anti-obesity initiatives that include rewarding exercise with supermarket vouchers and giving away free bikes.
Two Kids Get Locked in Supermarket Overnight, Eat Ungodly Amount of Food
I mean, what would you do?
Britain Throws a Terrifying Amount of Salad Away Each Year
New figures from waste advisory body WRAP reveal that 40 percent of the bagged salad bought in the UK every year ends up being chucked.