"[The coolers were] so loud, there's probably no way anyone heard him."
Another day, another tweet showing we all know nothing about Brexit.
“Mama, to the condiments aisle!”
It’s not looking good for your local boozer.
The man, who walks with a stick, reportedly told security “where to stick it.”
No mortal soul needs this much chocolate spread.
Read it all here so you don't have to go on Twitter.
The fish can cause asphyxiation and paralysis if consumed.
It costs £2 and looks sad.
NHS England is trialling anti-obesity initiatives that include rewarding exercise with supermarket vouchers and giving away free bikes.
I mean, what would you do?
New figures from waste advisory body WRAP reveal that 40 percent of the bagged salad bought in the UK every year ends up being chucked.